All Things Poop
Hola all. I would apologize for the delays, but we all know it's cheap and meaningless. Sure, I love the writing, but sometimes things keep us apart. Like what, you ask? Well, since our last encounter it's been stomach flu, traveling, field trips and graduations. You know what it hasn't been? Sleep. One day though, I'll be reunited with that long lost lover as well. Until then, however, I am back to regale you with tales from the wild boys. Let's start with a little history lesson. Once, a long, long time ago, before I had children (I should maybe add another long or two, because it's really been a while), I was one of those incredibly subconscious people when it came to human excrement. Sure, we know everyone does it. There's even a book. I've read it to several children now. But as a high school and college student I was one of those people who would actually seek out abandoned bathrooms if I absolutely HAD to go in public. I don't thi...